你唱歌纯粹五音不全，还不如晚上叫的动听。

You can't sing completely without five notes. It's better to sing at night.

我们不熟，但你可以拿钱和我套近乎。

We don't know each other, but you can make friends with me.

明人不说暗话，我想做你女朋友。

I want to be your girlfriend.

没时间跟你斤斤计较，我还要忙着可爱。

I don't have time to haggle with you. I have to be busy with loveliness.

希望你以后，有酒有肉有姑娘，姑娘丑的不像样。

I hope you have wine, meat and girls in the future. They are ugly.

好好鬼混，不许谈那狗屁的恋爱。

Don't talk about that bullshit love.

很多人看久了就腻了，唯独你，越看越欢喜。

Many people are tired of watching it for a long time, but you are the only one who is more and more happy.

像我这么好的女孩子，以后不知道会便宜谁。

I don't know who will be cheaper for a good girl like me.

你的笑真可爱，我可以尝尝吗？

Your smile is lovely. Can I have a taste?

以前想要仗剑天涯，现在只想陪你一起刷牙。

I used to want to support the sword, but now I just want to brush my teeth with you.

要在口袋里揣一把糖，把迷路的你拐回家。

Take a handful of sugar in your pocket and turn the lost one home.

告诉你，偷心贼是要负责的。

I'll tell you, a heart thief is responsible.

长的这么美，却亲不到自己的脸好难过。

It's so beautiful, but I can't kiss my face.

肥水不流外人田，网恋找我我超甜。

Fat water doesn't flow out of the field. I'm super sweet.

对自己好一点，能怪别人的事就别怪自己。

Be nice to yourself, and don't blame yourself if you can blame others.

这夜色多温柔，在你脸上吧唧一口。

How tender the night is, a little bit in your face.

没出息，给你点甜头你就喜欢他了。

No future. You'll like him if I give you some sweetness.

今天的我你爱理不理，明天的我还要找你。

You are indifferent to me today, and I will look for you tomorrow.

我希望你做个甜甜的梦，我的意思是梦到我。

I hope you have a sweet dream. I mean dream of me.

努力了不一定会怎样，但是放弃一定很舒服。

It doesn't have to be so hard, but it's comfortable to give up.

总想惹你生气，你一嘟嘴我就亲上去。

I always want to make you angry. I'll kiss you as soon as you mouthed.